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Post by autocockermasta on Sept 18, 2009 13:32:19 GMT -8
Hello fellow paintballers i and my crew will be attending the newport scenarioh and for u all that is terrible news especially the shadow knights the reason for us coming to ur event is because of family here in newport and my crew mostly made up of family will accompany me in this trip.when u come from oklahoma u know how to paintball i mean we squeeze the painball of their paint and drink them when we get thirsty on the batle field the shadow knights have no chance wats so ever. when i paintball i become one with the land to where the shadowknights wont know what to do i will pick them off one by one and let the rats nibble and thier lips (thats thier favrite part). so with this post i challenge the shadowknight to take on us in battle the oklahoma battle rats will not be conquered!!ask any questions u like ill be review my post repeatidily thank u for ur time. !!BATTLE RATZ!! !!!HOE!!!
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Post by dyepro69 on Sept 18, 2009 13:42:11 GMT -8
Oh you sound pretty tough their boy. Might be underestimating my soldiers. We fight valliantly with the eye of the tiger and the sword of a spartan. If you think you can take on such legends to paintball as the Shadow Knights you might be in for a big surprise
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Post by skuishy on Sept 19, 2009 21:41:57 GMT -8
Oh great another team that would like a piece of us.
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Post by gotballs on Sept 19, 2009 22:47:20 GMT -8
ok for those of you that dont know me, my name is dale "doc" mitchell. i have been in this sport a long time (close to 17 years). i have been with the shadow knights about 2 years. there is a good reason that i chose to run with the knights. they are one of the hardest hitting, well organized, honest, respectfull, and down right kick ass teams ive ever played with. so with that said, any one or team that wants to chalange the shadow knights is more than welcome but when the knights come knocking at ur door you can take it like a man or run away, either way is fine by us. but dont go crying home after we turn ur world black. "SHADOW KNIGHTS" "FADE TO BLACK"
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Post by Cupcake on Sept 19, 2009 23:50:45 GMT -8
Fade to Black Dale!!!!
I miss you guys!!! Ill be home for christmas
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Post by skuishy on Sept 19, 2009 23:55:04 GMT -8
Very nicely executed if i might say so. We do welcome all challenges they are kinda fun. And who drinks the paints fill that just seems like a waste of paint to me but thats cool whatever floats your boat. Hope to see you on the field. And hope you enjoy your time in newport. FADE TO BLACK
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Post by Cupcake on Sept 20, 2009 9:54:00 GMT -8
Yeah that really is a waste. paint is expensive. I preffer beer and monsters myself.
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Post by BoyToy on Sept 20, 2009 16:27:11 GMT -8
I am not sure what paint drinking does to people but I know it makes groundhogs go all loopy and stuff just letting you know. oh and your challenge is welcome and received Battle Rats. I could go on and say I will just run by you shooting all day, but when it comes down to it speed and letting my shocker do my talking will be all the words I need. Power of the smart parts baby!! "Fade To Black"
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Post by M on Sept 21, 2009 17:57:24 GMT -8
wow, talk about rambling on and on saying nothing! all that paint drinking must have gone to your head. From what ive seen and heard The Knights play with the most intensity and heart of any team. Im totally stoked to be playing on the villain side with them and hope to smash your faces full of paint. And i mean that in the nicest most non mean way possible :-)
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Post by gotballs on Sept 21, 2009 20:06:58 GMT -8
ok peps be nice
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Post by dyepro69 on Sept 28, 2009 22:00:52 GMT -8
Dis is thy spartans. Thou killed thee in thy honorable and glorified battle field. All thy (beep) speak fade to black ACDC bullshat thus thy still took large penis in thy ass. Amen.
As for thou fowl friend, you armor skank of thou thousand penises. Spartans what is your occupation?! HOO HOOO HOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
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Post by autocockermasta on Sept 28, 2009 22:02:51 GMT -8
as for-told the battle rats came out on top victorious and the shadow knights were defeated with ease....... and if u ask me they were a little to hot headed one of the "spartans" shot a player while cronoing and forcing the place to leave the field thats some real "skill" but oh well dont matter the shadow knights who were the "villians" which lost 2/3 times red only won 1 time and that was when our teams MVPs Some speedballers had to join their team sooo. as i said before the best paintballers come from oklahoma and stay in oklahoma and ur are very gullable if u seriously believed that i drink paint wow!!! hahahah!! its called sarcasm so i will be seeing the so called Shadow Knights the next time we come to visit family so work on ur skills boys and we will be back Battle Ratz HOE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by dyepro69 on Sept 28, 2009 22:08:39 GMT -8
Fyuck you betch! we raped your oklahoma boys
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Post by dyepro69 on Sept 28, 2009 22:13:37 GMT -8
Not to suggest im gay or anything but i happened to catch a glance over the brush while one of your oklahoma boys was taking a tinkle. tiny (beep)!!! you could floss your teeth with that thing. but i bet it blows huge loads
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Post by autocockermasta on Sept 28, 2009 22:14:56 GMT -8
Ya ok Dye pro your spartans didnt hit one of my boys all day soo whos raping who. i got shot by the clown chick more then your fools and i prolly shot u a hundred times my autococker is the best gun on the market. dont worry dye pro ur first lose musta been hard but ull get used to it no worries. i thought spartans were supposed to be tough
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